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Old Jul 02, 2005, 01:39 AM // 01:39   #21
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I play 3 different characters so I put in all three. My main was fortunately the best one...

Zang! Who is that, stalking through the terrain! It is Erdeid, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a spectacular roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you into a new dimension of pain!"


Very nice. I especially like "Zang!" and the chainlink fence...
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #22
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Mine are for my two main characters..

"As sure as predators devour prey, I hereby snap and go berzerk!"

"I'm going to f*** you so forcibly, you will polymorph into your mother!"
(that one is legit from that site and not made up) It would be nice if there were some hot MILFs ehh!?


and a personal favorite is ..."So i got that goin for me.......Which is NICE!"
anyone know the movie?

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Old Jul 02, 2005, 02:42 AM // 02:42   #23
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"As sure as predators devour prey, I slice through beating hearts with reckless abandon!!"
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 02:48 AM // 02:48   #24
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Well, my cry was always "It's howedy dudey time, kiddies. The bad man is here." But this site suggests:

Striding over the hotel lobby, brandishing buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Mark! And he gives a low roar:

"In the name of malice, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 04:56 AM // 04:56   #25
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Here is mine from the site:

"I'm going to bruise you for such a long time, Buddha will explode!"

Usually it's:

Excuse me, sorry, I must hurt you now, sorry...

Yeah I think I like the Buddha one better
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 04:59 AM // 04:59   #26
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WOW

HOLY krap! this is what it spit out when I put in my Elementalists name:

[color=#000]"I'm going to phuck you faster than the speed of sound, and dip you in uranium!!"[/color]
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 09:12 AM // 09:12   #27
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You're all wrong. Each and every one of you. If you hadn't noticed, everyone's Guild Wars battlecry is "Huzaah!!"
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 10:09 AM // 10:09   #28
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mine is "FOR THE NATION!" then I roar or sometimes shout "Go Team!"
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 10:13 AM // 10:13   #29
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whoa...mish got this...

Yea, verily: Who is that, running across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Misha Ceruleean, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a spectacular roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to hump you backwards in time, then bake cookies!!!"
o.0 my, i know i made her to be a bit of a cleric type, but um, when did she turn into Pifany? (dragon magasine comic strip, Nodwick, a tale of a hapless henchman ^^)

Luni got this.

Stalking amidst the steppes, wielding a meaty axe, cometh Lunitari Nitecandle! And she gives a low cry:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!"

and my other fave game name in many others got

Rampaging over the tarmac, brandishing a vorpal blade, cometh Anita Blake! And she gives a vengeful grunt:

"This one's for you, mom! The enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"

wow...thats strange, how did they know her mom needed the *get one* in the first place
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 10:19 AM // 10:19   #30
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lol when my team quits i yell this

"Sigh, to the death of us all!" and plummit into a mob ^^
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 10:42 AM // 10:42   #31
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Anyone else get this one?

I feel odd...

"I'm going to pound you with such reckless abandon, you will drink poison and piss honey!!!"
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 01:06 PM // 13:06   #32
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This is funny shizzle. I got " I'm going to hump you so badly, the Amnesty International organisation will campaign against it !

My personal battlecry used to be " I'm sorry but i'm going to have to ask you to die "
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Old Jul 02, 2005, 01:14 PM // 13:14   #33
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Originally Posted by Weezer_Blue
You're all wrong. Each and every one of you. If you hadn't noticed, everyone's Guild Wars battlecry is "Huzaah!!"
no no you got it the wrong way round, Huzaah is what you shout after the battle when your team has won
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Old Jul 03, 2005, 05:58 AM // 05:58   #34
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FOR THE H0R|)3!!!1

Striding over the cliffs, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Garrett! And he gives a cruel roar:

"I'm going to punch you so painfully, your screams will reanimate the dead!"
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Old Jul 03, 2005, 03:25 PM // 15:25   #35
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Your pain will be legendary, even in Hell!
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Old Jul 15, 2005, 12:28 PM // 12:28   #36
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Cool Battle Cry

I always say when i attack strong beast: ''In the name of the King I destroy you'' then i have a kick so i kill him
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Old Jul 15, 2005, 12:54 PM // 12:54   #37
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got a new one:

"Not even Glint will be pleased seeing you crawling around!"
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Old Jul 15, 2005, 01:51 PM // 13:51   #38
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Lo! Who is that, prowling along the tarmac! It is Stefan Kols, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:

"Hail the blood-letting! I plunder until my loins find satisfaction!"


That sounds about right
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Old Jul 15, 2005, 02:09 PM // 14:09   #39
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Judas Hawksriff
"In the name of malice, I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!!"

Xevv Soulshade
"I'm going to smack you until armored tanks pull us apart, and hijack your momma's airplane!!"

Real Name
"Ares, God of War, be praised! Man, that's some good coffee!"

Awesome
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Old Jul 15, 2005, 02:15 PM // 14:15   #40
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Die!!!
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